July 31st, 2009 by Alexandra
This is all right with me…
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted early cause ejaculated early and bust all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs curling. Or maybe you do.
July 26th, 2009 by Alexandra
An older woman in a small, Texas town woke up one morning, headed down to the Home Depot and decided it was “Make Your Own Racist Sign” day. She posted a Hispanics KEEP OUT sign right above her front door.
She’s most likely a very ignorant person as she justifies her actions by saying she doesn’t want “illegals” coming over. Note the sign doesn’t read “Illegal Aliens KEEP OUT”, it simply states “Hispanics”, which plays into the ridiculous stereotype that every Hispanic person is here illegally. There’s nothing wrong with speaking against illegal immigration – after all – it is illegal. But when you lump everyone together, you’re making a predetermination based solely on race and you are a racist.
However, I applaud her on some level. At least her racism is out in the open. We all know where she stands and can react to her accordingly. She isn’t a coward, only spewing her hatred in the privacy of a neighbor’s backyard BBQ, while fake smiling at Hispanics while at work.
July 17th, 2009 by Alexandra
Tracy asks:
“What’s with tats on t*ts? It’s not sexy or hot. It looks awful and the chicks that do it are never the hot ones? Megan Fox ain’t got no tats on her t*ts.”
Okay then…
every body settle down.
1. Not sure if you’re a chick or a dude – that would give me a different slant on the reply. Tracy is a girl’s name to me, so therefore I’ve decided you’re a sexy, raven haired, lesbian bartender. You work it at a local strip joint, but feel a sense of pride that you have stooped to actually working the pole. You’re better than that.
2. Language – moratorium on the word “ain’t” here at youmaywantto.com and double moratorium on the word “tits”.
I disagree that they are never hot. Teri Polo, Eve (pictured) and Christina Ricci have tattoos on their breasts and overall they are fairly acceptable visually. I’m not quite sure why seemingly attractive women feel the need to ruin their bodies. Nothing permanently painted in that region is making you look any better. Why not just slap one on your neck or face while you’re at it? The female body is a piece of artwork in itself. Is God’s work not good enough? That must be it. Women who get breast tattoos are spitting in the face of God. They may as well be terrorists.
Glad we settled that.
July 12th, 2009 by Alexandra
Popeater has photos of Jon Gosselin parading in St. Tropez with his 22 year old girlfriend recently.
On one hand, we all accept that Kate is a freaking trainwreck. Granted, it’s from the outside, who knows what life was really like for the two of them, BUT she seemed to treat him like a servant and from all accounts, he didn’t even want more kids after the twins. She pushed for another go at playing God with artifical insemination and BOOM six kids. SIX KIDS. I guess it’s become ordinary now, because we see them so much, but let’s all pause to think about how ridiculou that is – the human woman had six kids. That would give a Labrador Retriever a run for its money.
Anywho…
… the point is, I think we all gave a fist pump in the air when Jon broke free from that succubus.
But now the tide has turned. Jon is deuching it up at every turn. Not only is it Jon minus one, but it’s Jon minus nine. I don’t know that he recalls having kids. Given their financial windfall, you’d think he could find a home closer to his children (who live in PA) than Manhattan. And while they may not judge him yet, at some point those kids will be old enough to pick up a years old copy of US Magazine and see that while their family broke apart, their dad was fucking a co-ed on bad t-shirt designer’s boat half way around the world.
That’ll be awkward.
July 6th, 2009 by Alexandra
These two jackasses look like they just won front row tickets to U2. Isn’t a memorial meant to be a somewhat respectful, somber event? On the other hand, they will see Usher and Steve Wonder… that my be cause for a shit eating grin or two.
July 2nd, 2009 by Alexandra
This is arecent pic of Brit Brit and her two younglings. Is it just me or have Britney’s kids been the same goddamn age forever? Pic from TMZ.com
July 2nd, 2009 by Alexandra
Jermain Jackson just sat down with Matt Lauer for an interview that should’ve had a laugh track accompaniment.
We learned…
Umm… none of that is true. You and your entire family, save Janet, were leeches attached to your brother’s underbelly and you’re just as guilty for his (alleged) drug induced death. Slither away now and let us never lay eyes upon you again.
